Aussie Steals Windbreakers After Realising Changi Air-Con Is Fucking Cold

A 54-year-old Australian man has been arrested at Changi Airport for allegedly stealing two windbreakers worth $842, proving that some tourists will do anything to survive Singapore’s lethal 16-degree indoor air-conditioning.

The suspect was reportedly seen fleeing a Terminal 1 shop with the high-end jackets after realizing that "transit area" does not actually mean "everything is free if you walk fast enough."

Unfortunately for the fashion-forward fugitive, he failed to account for the fact that Changi Airport has more high-definition CCTV cameras than Australia has disappointing cricket players.

"Walao, this uncle really think he is in Ocean’s Eleven or what?" remarked one local witness who saw the police intercept the man before his flight.

"He want to look stylo-milo in Hugo Boss, but now he can wear the white prison uniform for the next seven years instead, sibeh jialat."

The Singapore Police Force confirmed that the man was nabbed before departure, reminding everyone that while our airport is world-class, our tolerance for cheapskate foreigners is non-existent.