Aussie Man Mistakes Singapore Airlines For A Perth Kebab Shop

Twenty minutes into the flight, a 63-year-old Australian pioneer decided the cabin was perfect for a public psychotic breakdown.

Allegedly fueled by enough duty-free liquor to pickle a kangaroo, the man began screaming profanities at a crew member just trying to serve peanuts.

When the swearing failed, he escalated the performance by hurling his shoes at the crew like a drunk, geriatric boomerang.

The pilot immediately U-turned the plane, proving Singapore has zero patience for barefoot seniors with shitty aim.

He now faces a $100,000 fine, officially the most anyone has ever paid for a used pair of Nikes.

Changi officials confirmed being a total cunt is not a valid tier in the KrisFlyer rewards program.