Auntie Successfully Chopes Entire Fucking Road Outside Jurong Point

In a masterclass of territorial dominance, a local pioneer has successfully evolved the traditional tissue-packet "chope" system to include entire public roads.

The elderly woman was spotted asserting her dominance over a two-lane stretch outside Jurong Point, proving that if you scream loud enough, the world revolves around you.

Commuters performed advanced tactical maneuvers while the Auntie treated the asphalt like a budget spa retreat.

"Eh, I thought she kena langgar, but she just lying there wailing like her husband got side-chick," said delivery rider, Gary. "I ask if she okay, she tell me 'Diam lah, this my mother's road!' Solid power man."

Authorities eventually cleared the roadblock, though experts fear seniors might soon start choping entire MRT carriages.