ATC Clears Plane To Land On Fire Truck For Efficiency

The Civil Aviation Authority has commended the air traffic controller for his "unmatched multitasking skills" during the fatal collision.

Investigators confirmed the controller was negotiating a Carousell deal for a second-hand ErgoTune chair while directing the jet.

"I thought if I cleared both at once, we could go for supper early," the controller explained while refreshing his Shopee balance.

The fire truck has been issued a $300 fine for parking on a double yellow line during the emergency.

Management insists that 'minor' hiccups like exploding pilots are a small price for peak operational productivity.

A new 'Safety First' poster will be pasted in the control tower once tape is approved in 2027.