
ArtScience Museum Exhibits Preserved Remains of One Stressed Singaporean
The ArtScience Museum’s latest exhibition, "Flesh and Bones," finally gives Singaporeans a chance to see what they look like after a three-year stint in the private sector.
The centerpiece features the "plastinated" remains of a junior analyst whose skin was surgically removed to reveal a musculoskeletal system powered entirely by iced Americanos and corporate dread.
Curators noted that the 18th-century "Cattani figures" on display are remarkably similar to the average commuter waiting for a delayed train at City Hall.
One auntie visitor sighed, "Aiyo, look at the lungs so black, confirm stay near the construction site too long, very jialat sia!"
An official confirmed the VR experience allows guests to imagine being a red blood cell, providing significantly more personal space than the average rental flat.
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