Area Couple Buys Orange Lamp To Distract From Crushing Lack Of Personality

Singaporean couples have discovered a revolutionary way to simulate having a soul by purchasing household objects in colours other than “Existential Dread Grey.”

The “Dopamine Decor” trend allows homeowners to experience a fleeting 0.3-second chemical rush before returning to their baseline state of profound urban misery.

Interior designers claim a single mustard-yellow cushion can effectively mask the fact that a couple’s only shared interest is judging other people's renovations on Instagram.

“I buy this lime green lamp then I feel very creative and edgy already lor,” said local resident Cheryl Lim.

“Last time everything beige, I look at my husband also beige; now at least the lamp is brighter than his future.”

Psychologists confirm that while a teal rug looks “vibrant,” it cannot actually fill the hollow void of a meaningless corporate existence.