Apink Returns To Singapore To Collect Their Monthly Simp Allowance

K-pop veterans Apink have announced their fourth return to Singapore, proving that if you keep opening your wallet, they will never fucking leave.

The group now considers Arena @ Expo their secondary office, primarily used for harvesting the life savings of local men who refuse to accept it’s no longer 2011.

Tickets are priced up to $288, a small price to pay to see your childhood crush from 500 metres away while breathing in the scent of stale convention hall air.

"Walao, they come here more often than my boss ask me for OT, sibei jialat," said one fan who is currently selling his blood plasma for a Cat 1 ticket.

The girls are reportedly applying for PR status to streamline their quarterly robbery of the Singaporean public.