Anywheel Introduces New “Human BBQ” Parking Mode In Boon Lay

Singaporeans were delighted to learn that Anywheel has expanded its services from mere transportation to immersive “Final Destination” survival simulations.

A visionary cyclist in Boon Lay recently upgraded a standard HDB stairwell into a high-stakes fire hazard by parking a green bike directly across the emergency exit.

Local resident Drew, who clearly lacks the "pioneer spirit" to leap over metal frames during a blaze, spent his morning reporting the obstacle instead of embracing the adrenaline-filled challenge.

"Siao eh, if fire come, we all stay here and become BBQ is it?" muttered one resident who was visibly annoyed at the lack of a Darwin Award nomination.

Anywheel eventually removed the bike, proving that corporate safety protocols are unfortunately more important than a top-tier neighborhood prank.

The company reminded users that if they wish to block exits, they should at least use a more expensive bike.