AnyWheel Baskets Now Official Transport For People Worth Under $5

In a stunning display of innovation and absolute poverty, local youths have transformed AnyWheel baskets into a budget-friendly GrabHitch alternative.

Instead of paying $15 for a fucking Grab, these char siew kids are stuffing their entire social circle into rusted wire frames originally meant for a bunch of supermarket kailan.

“It’s romantic, eco-friendly, and I get to see my girlfriend’s life flash before her eyes every time I hit a pothole,” said one cyclist who clearly has the IQ of a frozen prata.

Meanwhile, the miserable auntie recording the scene for STOMP is reportedly just salty she doesn’t have a basket structurally sound enough to support her own bitter weight.

AnyWheel has since clarified that their baskets are designed for groceries, not for transporting human-sized liabilities with zero self-respect.