Animal Lovers League Discovers 'Love' Doesn't Pay The Fucking Rent

The Animal Lovers League has successfully demonstrated that “loving animals” is a sustainable business model only if you treat rent as a distant, optional hallucination for fifty-three consecutive months.

After allegations of neglect and enough unpaid debt to trigger a small financial crisis, the shelter has outsourced its “passion” to other groups who are now desperately begging the public for enough cat litter to bury the collective shame.

“Wah lau, 53 months no pay rent and still can call yourself animal lover? My landlord two days only start to kpkb already,” said local resident Lim Teck. “Now these other buggers want me to donate cat litter like it’s gold bars because one fella play punk? Siao ah.”

AVS remains optimistic that the new caretakers realize “limitless compassion” doesn't actually offset the cost of processing 2,200kg of tofu-based feline excrement.