Andie Chen Challenges Sinkies To 80-Minute Heart Attack Speedrun

Local actor Andie Chen has finally accepted that his acting career was just a lukewarm appetizer for his true calling: fueling the bottomless pit of Singaporean greed.

For a measly $19.90, Typhoon Cafe invites you to an 80-minute speedrun of high cholesterol and existential regret.

It’s a literal Hunger Games where the only tribute is your dignity as you shovel thirty baskets of Xiao Long Bao into your face just to "make back your money."

Kate Pang reportedly oversaw the menu, ensuring the pig ears are chewy enough to distract you from your impending cardiac arrest.

Shove that braised pork rice down your throat before the timer hits zero, you cheap, gluttonous bastards.

Eat fast, die happy.