Aion UT’s Cuddly Face Specifically Designed To Gaslight You Into Forgetting COE Prices

The Aion UT has arrived in Singapore to prove that even a soul-crushing commute can be fucking adorable.

Marketing experts claim the vehicle’s “cuddly” aesthetic is specifically designed to gaslight drivers into forgetting they spent six figures on a Chinese-made toaster.

By mimicking the facial expressions of a lobotomised Pixar character, the car ensures you look precious while aggressively cutting off a bus in heavy traffic.

“The headlights look like they are begging for a hug, which really balances out the vulgarities I’m screaming at cyclists,” said local driver Lim Kopi.

The car’s spacious interior provides ample room for families to experience a collective mental breakdown in total comfort.

“Wah lao, the car look so innocent, mata also don’t want to saman me,” noted another enthusiast.

Ultimately, the Aion UT is the perfect ride for anyone whose only remaining personality trait is ‘Negative Bank Balance.’