AI Val Kilmer Proves Dead Singaporeans Still Expected At Work

The digital resurrection of Val Kilmer has sparked a nationwide panic as Singaporeans realise that death is no longer a valid reason to stop working.

While Hollywood views AI as a creative tool, local employers are hailing it as the ultimate solution to the country’s perennial labour shortage.

The prospect of "post-mortem productivity" means that even after a massive heart attack, most Sinkies will still be required to attend Zoom calls via a photorealistic deepfake.

"Siao liao, I thought death was the ultimate MC," lamented 45-year-old accountant, Kelvin Teo.

"Now my manager say he already scanning my face so I can keep chasing KPIs from the funeral parlour."

The government is reportedly drafting a new "Eternal Employment Act" to ensure the deceased continue contributing to the national GDP.