Actress Wins Award, Shares Phone Number Onstage Like A Fucking Freelancer

The Hong Kong Film Directors’ Guild Awards proved that movie stars are just high-SES beggars with better lighting.

Michelle Wai won Best Supporting Actress and immediately flashed her phone number like a desperate telemarketer at a bus interchange.

“Please call me for jobs, I don’t mind pay cut, just don’t make me go back to retail, sial!” Wai reportedly begged the audience.

Meanwhile, Fish Liew clinched Best Actress, finally proving that having the name of a wet market commodity is no barrier to professional success.

Tony Leung admitted he didn’t even know he was the lead actor, confirming that being a legend mostly involves being confused while people give you trophies.

Even 49-year-old Shu Qi won ‘Best New Director’, proving that being a drunkard for thirty years is just a very long pre-production phase.