Actress Confirms Pregnancy Is Real, Not Just Another Shitty Prank

Malaysian actress and professional attention-baiter Koe Yeet has finally confirmed she is pregnant, officially ending her exhausting streak of trolling 913,000 followers with "false alarm" announcements.

The Titoudao star, who famously ditched a law career to wear heavy makeup on Channel 5, used a mobile animation to prove there is a human inside her rather than just a very stubborn pocket of buffet-induced gas.

"Last time she say 'expecting' only to prank us, my heart skip a beat for nothing, damn cb," complained local fan, Jeryl Teo.

"Now she say 'real', but I still waiting for the Shopee link to buy some shitty collagen drink or overpriced maternity pads."

The baby is expected to be born with a law degree and a cease-and-desist letter ready for any kaypoh auntie asking for a second child.