Actor Skips Oscars For Ukraine, Confusing Workaholic Singaporeans Everywhere

The actor recently shocked the world by ditching the Oscars to smoke cigarettes in a literal war zone.

While Hollywood elites were busy slapping each other, the actor was in Kyiv gifting the president his latest acting tips for the front lines.

Back in Singapore, citizens are collectively hyperventilating at the thought of skipping an important event without a valid Medical Certificate.

“Wah lau, this fella siao ah, win award still go where got bomb one,” remarked one local office worker.

“I skip one Zoom meeting only my boss target me for five years already, he skip Oscar to go war?”

Singaporeans remain baffled that anyone would choose “supporting democracy” over “free alcohol and a shiny paperweight.”

The government is currently monitoring the situation to see if visiting war zones can be used as a valid excuse for reservist deferment.