5-Month-Old Baby Reaches $2.4 Million Net Worth, Still Unemployed Loser.

While most Singaporeans spend forty years grinding for a career that ends in a pathetic gold watch, five-month-old Ginny has secured a $2.4 million windfall in ten days.

The infant, who lacks basic bowel control, achieved the milestone net worth after her parents leveraged collective internet guilt to purchase a single syringe of liquid gold.

Analysts confirm this makes Ginny the most successful venture capitalist in Jurong, despite her inability to explain what a motor neuron is.

"Wah lau, this baby net worth higher than my whole neighborhood," noted local uncle Lim Kopi.

"She just lie there and people give money? I work until back break also cannot save five dollars."

Big Pharma executives celebrated the windfall by browsing brochures for private islands.