4AM Booty Call Interrupted By Massive Fucking Supply Vessel

Authorities are searching for a local man who mistook a 40,000-ton cargo ship for a romantic mood-setter at 4:15 AM.

The "pleasure craft" was reportedly engaged in activities that were decidedly not seaworthy when it was T-boned by a vessel carrying actual useful goods.

MPA officials noted that "pleasure" is significantly harder to find when your luxury cabin is suddenly replaced by the freezing abyss of the Singapore Strait.

"Wah lau, 4AM still want to find 'pleasure' in the middle of the sea for what?" asked one Coast Guard officer.

"Now the only thing he’s rubbing is the seabed, sibeh jialat."

The supply vessel crew remained unharmed, as they were actually working instead of roleplaying 'Titanic' without the CGI budget.