$300M “Early Warning” Jet Failed To Warn Itself About Getting Fucking Blasted

The US Air Force has confirmed that its $300 million E-3 Sentry, a plane literally designed to detect incoming threats, was successfully blindsided by a missile while parked like a sitting duck.

Despite carrying a giant rotating radar dish that looks like a dinner plate for God, the jet apparently didn't see the multi-million dollar projectile heading straight for its backside.

Military experts claim active defense is "hard to do all the time," an excuse that wouldn’t even save a blur-like-fucking-sotong recruit from a weekend confinement at Tekong.

The "Early Warning" aircraft is now being praised for its new role as a 400-million-SGD piece of scrap metal that provides zero warning about anything.

Analysts suggest the plane was probably just "lepaking" on the tarmac and forgot its only job was to not be surprised.