1 In 5 Gen Zs Too Fucking Bored To Work.

A Kahoot! survey has confirmed that 1 in 5 Singaporean Gen Zs are so disengaged at work they are legally considered office decor.

These “emotionally detached” professionals report a “boredom barrier,” which occurs whenever a task requires a focus span longer than a 15-second TikTok clip.

“Sian, the training doesn’t even have ASMR or Minecraft parkour in the background,” complained 24-year-old associate, Kaylee Neo.

“How to stay motivated when my boss sends an email without a ‘slay’ or ‘no cap’? My mental health is literally in the longkang.”

Companies are now desperately trying to “gamify” corporate life, including a new “Battle Pass” system where employees can unlock the rare ability to leave the office at 5 PM.